“The suit is on Ozempic” was the go-to morning text for all fashion week goers bearing their souls city to city as FW24 heralded in the new age of the razor-sharp gentleman that was giving “my father is a lawyer.” Fashion critics love to press on “amid turbulent times” and “in a time of uncertainty” left and right, but what we’re dancing around is a plain, simple fact: the world is always going to be low-key f*cked, but fashion will always respond because that’s what it is: a reflection of cultural and subcultural tone. Recent seasons have relied heavily on the narrative that we’re making the elegant male casual. Loose tailoring, bed-to-office suiting, and intentional decomposition left an opportunity gap for tasteful luxury. Perhaps not tasteful, actually, but historic, which is an interesting determinant in FW24 menswear. Not only did we see the meticulous reemergence of the full-suited, tightly tailored look, but we also saw slick cuts drawing inspiration from the 70s, 80s, and 20s. Okay, cleaned up Jack a la Titanic car scene? Dolce & Gabbana and Valentino restored the archetypal elegant man down the runway, with slim, elongated silhouettes drawing defined lines head to floor atop sleek-fitted satin shirts, precise tuxedo jackets, and the elevated loafer. The prominence of black across the runway was outstated, but there was room for key colors Sustained Gray and White Swan to compete. Of note, Dior Homme also tapped into historic coding, but did so with a play-on of ballet-inspired footwear that merged the refinement of textbook masculinity with our androgynous zeitgeist. We’ve now entered baroque, so call up your great grandpa and get that charming heirloom, vintage brooch, and poplin-ass shirt out. Time for full class.